What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:05

-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
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Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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